I hate whiny people, but I am one. I hate my life, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
I’m a walking contradiction. Uncomfortable with the potential within. Sorry, that made no sense.
Here’s the stuff I’m looking forward to in my life:
Hulk Hogan and midget wrestlers!
Ron Artest on Dancing With The Stars!
Well not the last one because I hate Tom DickheadBergeron.
I have lost two female friends in the last month, because I can’t say anything right to women.
I miss them both, and they have rightfully dismissed me from their lives.
I don’t expect to be friends again, or whatever it was we had, I just want them to know I’m sorry.
I’m only here for the porn. :-/