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I hate whiny people, but I am one. I hate my life, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

I’m a walking contradiction. Uncomfortable with the potential within. Sorry, that made no sense.

Here’s the stuff I’m looking forward to in my life:

Hulk Hogan and midget wrestlers!
Ron Artest on Dancing With The Stars!

Well not the last one because I hate Tom DickheadBergeron.

I have lost two female friends in the last month, because I can’t say anything right to women.

I miss them both, and they have rightfully dismissed me from their lives.

I don’t expect to be friends again, or whatever it was we had, I just want them to know I’m sorry.

Deeply sorry.

I’m only here for the porn. :-/